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Laptop Demotivational Poster


MACBOOK - You're doing it wrong.




LOVE THY NEIGHBOR -


TAGS: jesus on his laptop love thy neighbor
Rating: 4.55/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:39 pm
Let's see: WWJD2..? No... GodsSon1..? No... JesuAOK..? No.....
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 12:44 am
I've heard of cases where people with unsecured wifi had the cops knocking on their door because their neighbor used it to download child p***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 8:28 pm
please post to Religifake.
SteveFurlong - June 25, 2012, 7:45 pm
I leave one band of my router unsecured (though I do keep an eye on it).


SELF CHARGER -




MAC -


TAGS: mac windows laptop computer
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - December 23, 2015, 3:50 pm
It Looks Like You Can Support Me !
manos - February 4, 2014, 6:29 am
ha! a masterpiece
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:37 am
Great idea, maybe Windows won't crash constantly or force close.
MrStupidGir - August 6, 2013, 5:09 pm
and about 3 years after purchase and a couple updates, it's about all it's good for


STEAMPUNK LAPTOP - Sure, you have to wind it up every two hours, but you don't have to worry about power surges!




WTF - WTF




ACTUALLY, AIRPORT SECURITY SHOT IT -




MY LAPTOP - Steampunks your laptop.




HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? - I got a puppy and a brand new laptop


TAGS: puppy laptop
Rating: 4.71/5

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zoomer296 - March 16, 2013, 10:39 pm
I would've went with "Puppy Linux".
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:32 am
Wow throw in a few beers and your weekend would of been complete (teehee) Thanks for the giggle.


DIS IZ FRUSTRATING - Mah internets iz too slow




DELL - I have one too...


TAGS: dell computer laptop
Rating: 2.63/5

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GJT - November 11, 2008, 6:00 pm
seriously? it's just a joke...get a sense of humor Big E
Big E - August 7, 2008, 7:42 pm
Hey ja****s, Craven is right. you are a moron, if you are going to make a poster make it right.
Craven - May 27, 2008, 7:04 pm
You know you're a geek when.... That is a IBM Thinkpad, older model. Probably around 2000 or so.


LAPTOPS - The brand new $600.00 Skipping stone!




DELL - Now Selling Large, Expensive Paper Weights


TAGS: dell laptops computers electronics paperweight
Rating: 4.5/5

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Oiler - January 25, 2013, 6:23 pm
Just finished getting a THIRD new harddrive in my 6 month old HP laptop...does ANYONE make a good PC ?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 7:15 pm
Coincidence or CONSPIRACY? :D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 7:14 pm
That's right. Who would've thought that Darwin's theory of evolution applied to inanimate objects? I'm completely bamboozled.
rerun - November 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

I remember when Dell was a great product, especially when they were built to order. Guess one must compete to survive
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 2:23 am
Every once in a while, with some products, someone gets a lemon. I suppose every once in a while someone finds a perfectly good Dell.
falloutghoul - November 2, 2012, 9:52 pm
My Dell has been working good for 2 years now, and hasn't failed me once.
caveman - November 2, 2012, 8:27 pm
But......i have a dell. (Coincidence that it's currently being repaired)
rerun - November 2, 2012, 8:07 pm

I have 4 year old Toshiba that the power cord was severed. I may revive it instead.
maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 12:36 pm
I Was Going To Buy One Last Year Until I Seen My G F IPod It Does Everything.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2012, 2:40 am
I had my Dell for a year, and the motherboard had malfunctioned a day after the manufacturer warrantee expired, and a month after my GeekSquad Black Tie thingy expired. Coincidence? I think not. Sorry about your Dell, too.
rerun - November 1, 2012, 8:02 pm

Looks like the same pile of junk I have. I will never buy another Dell.


SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.


TAGS: november challenge star wars please open your laptops and droids
Rating: 3.97/5

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Ookami85 - December 25, 2010, 6:07 pm
I want to shake the hands of the guy with the balls to do this.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:06 pm
lol


RACISM -




BIRTHDAY PRESENTS -


TAGS: spoilt laptop internet floppy
Rating: 4.6/5

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palmat - March 21, 2011, 3:06 pm
silly girl.. she has no idea you can download internet to your computer these days.


DAD'S LAPTOP - Has a 1 gig hard drive.


TAGS: laptop cpu dad
Rating: 3.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 25, 2013, 11:19 pm
Well, they're ahead of 5chedule, lol! My dad's IBM from the 1980s was loud, slow and heated up the room. Still works today when you press on.... my laptop I bought two years ago lasted a year and a half.
pointer - January 11, 2011, 7:19 pm
@ John r, LOL!!!
pointer - January 11, 2011, 7:19 pm
@ John r, LOL!!!
JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 7:11 pm
My first computer with a hard drive had a 40 MB hard drive! The thing in the picture is bogus by the way. Google "Rand Corporation home computer" for the whole story.
John R - June 10, 2010, 6:40 am
My only question, is why does is have a steering wheel?
Derek - January 20, 2010, 7:55 pm
Yammerheads?
phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 1:28 pm
Hey...I spend half my day debugging FORTRAN for yammerheads...sheesh...
R.S.Jake - January 20, 2010, 10:38 am
That's what she said!
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 10:24 am
*pssst* it's a double 5 1/4" floppy
R.S.Jake - January 20, 2010, 10:23 am
Fortran! LOL! That thing would have been lucky to have 256MB hard drive! Freaking amsome what they thought the future would be like 56 years ago!


Monday morning -




CARE-O-METER -




This is how -


TAGS: computer laptop hoodie thief zoomer
Rating: 4.71/5

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Silverheart - April 21, 2013, 1:12 am

From now on, guests leave their hoodies out5ide.
Reality Lord - April 20, 2013, 11:52 pm

LOLZ...and to think i've been saving my money when it was that easy


WRITERS BLOCK - After His 18th Guinness Agdaniele Confronts His Demons And Vents His Frustrations


TAGS: agdaniele demons guinness that was my laptop
Rating: 4.62/5

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rerun - April 16, 2010, 11:02 pm

yeah, I know. I am attempting to head that off.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 11:01 pm
Bwahahaha! I'm not sure you and Aggy are talking about the same gun Rerun. NSFW?
rerun - April 16, 2010, 10:58 pm

he usually loads the gun after the 1st.
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:30 pm
It starts early.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 8:29 pm
I think you mis-typed rerun. It should read "After his 1st Guinness......"
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 7:51 pm
I'll stick with that popular version of what happened... but, this is usually what happens right BEFORE clicking the REJECT b***on on a NSFW Cubby submission.


You can learn a lot from a dummy -


TAGS: crappy laptop speak from experience
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 2:17 pm
Probably is bad luck. The first laptop I bought, the screen blew out after three days of purchase. Perhaps I'm producing too much static electricity. This never happened on my home planet...
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:42 pm
Must be bad luck. I have mine for 5 years now. The speakers aren't working any more, but its still ok
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:39 pm
If it works for you, and you have the money to replace it ever year or two, that great. I, however, spent everything I saved up for this darn thing, and it keeled over a couple days AFTER the warrantee expired. For me, it just the principle.
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
Haha well I only have a laptop so yeah :P
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2013, 9:13 pm
I know, I should've listened to the wife, but no. I had to be Mr. know-it-all.
Krickit - May 28, 2013, 8:24 pm
I've never understood having a laptop as a home personal computer. Have a friend who has a computer desk with a laptop sitting at it...WHY


INVENTION - The mother of gross




BEFORE MOTIFAKE - Cubby already posted stuff on the net. Things like: "arreuh, blob, splotsch,dfizrenjfçà7, b**bs, ..."




EXTREME BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH - If you see this on your Screen, its time to bury your PC.


TAGS: pc laptop screen blue screen of death
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 2:58 am
Time to switch to Linux or OSX ;-)


Greybeards -


TAGS: close laptop screen old escape
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 1:59 am
LOL! True, true, Ism! After a while, people you joke around with one favorite sites become more than just a name on a screen. 5L


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